The way to evade from crime

Yesterday,night of Friday ( 12 Nov 2009 ) , Madrasah Al-Iman was held 1 event for SPM Candidates that will sit for their exam..The event that i mean was Solat Hajat..As usual lah,got Bacaan Yasin & also tahlil..The thing that u MUST know is,im not joined it..Haha,cite je lebat..Pdhl x gi..Guhguhguh ~

But,that is not the main point that im gonna highlight here..On the contrary,im gonna to highlight about the crime that happen at Gombak,my hometown !

Ayah aku,mak aku,adik aku je yang pegi majlis tuh..Aku tak pegi.Abang ak yg nak SPM pon tak pergii ! Hapemm ~ Then,after my mom went back home..Here is my conversation with her ;

Mak ; Peh,td mak borak dgn M.Ani,dia ckp pmpn pon dah pndi meragut..Meragut ! Bkn kena ragut ! Naik kete MyVi kale putih..
Aku ; Oh,camtu plak ?
Mak ; Haaa,lepas ni hati2 !
Aku ; Yee makkkk ~

Mak ; Skang org dah ade trend mencuri..
Aku ; Haa,ape dia ?
Mak ; Kan kalo org smayang,dia akn letak brg berharga kt sblh kan ? mcm kunci kete,fon & dll
Aku ; Ha,ade ade..
Mak ; Time tu lah dia amik..Bila kita bgn je,dah tak de
Aku ; Wahhh,bijak gak en ? Kat masjid pon nak mencuri

Bijak kan org skarang ? Ade2 je amk peluang nak mencuri..Yg conv. ats tuh ak x nak sentuh sgt..Yg conv. bwh tu..Psl org curi kt masjid..ak nak bg sikit suggestion

Kalo laki en,pakai suar..Tak jadi mslh nak letak kt poket..tapi still tarok kt tepi..Mungkin senang nak bergerak..Atau nak menunjuk ? Yg pakai kain pelekat,ak sarankan,letak hanfon / kunci kete kt gulungan kain korang tuh..Kan senang ? toi tak ? Tapi still ade amk cara mudah nak letak tepi..Nak menunjuk kot..Cuba pikir dgn lebih mendalam sikit..

Bg pmpn lak,kn pakai telekung..Kain kan labuh ? Tarok la kunci / fon kt bwh kain tuhh..confirm dia x leh buat apa punya..Kalo rasa payah,buat mcm laki..Kalo kain telekung korang standard getah,sorry to say r..Tak pon korang beli tali pinggang,ikat la barang korang kt situ..Hahahahah ! Lg bangang..

rasanya bnd ni berkesan kot..Oh ye lg 1..Kita ni kalo g kedai,suka sgt tarok kunci kete / dompet / fon ats meja ? Fuhh,kalo la ade org dtg,pastu rampas..Kan best tuh ? kwn ak byk buat camtuh..Aku sering nasihat dia org..Suruh msk dlm poket.Niat mmg lah bkn nk menunjuk..Mgkn korang tgh tggu pggln atau msg ke..Takut x sedar,tu yg korang buat..

Bkn nak tunding jari kt org luar sane la..Ayah aku un buat gak..Tarok kunci kete ats meja..Kekadang mls nak tego..Ak amk,aku simpan sendiri..Kekadang tegur x makan saman..Nak kate poket penuh,padahal kosong jea..Heh ~

Kalo aku ade time tuh,mmg ak akn tegur la..Suruh simpan..Aku pon pelik,kenapa pmpn kalo kuar mesti akn pgg dompet dia ? Atau kepit..Kalau ade org dtg,rentap dompet tuh..Fuhh,naye jea ~

Dompet kan besar,kekadang tebal..Cukup ke kalo kita pgg dgn tapak tgn ? kekadang x cukup kuat..Fuhh,ak mmg tkt btl weii.My sisters do the same things..Pernah tegur dia org..Tapi dia ckp ape auw ? " Kalo pencuri tu rampas,kau la g keja dia " cisss ! Tak guna kau ~

Fikir2 kan..Selamat beramal ~ Ubah cara hidup anda..kerana org dah ade taktik yg tersendiri dgn cara hidup anda..

ubah penampilan anda..kerana mereka pon dah tau camne nak rampas barang berharga dari korang..

The main thing is,ubah penampilan korang..Sebab pencuri skang akn nilai penampilan korang..Kalau pki handbeg,x yah la nak sumbat 100% kt situ..Tak bole sikit tarok kt poket ? At least kalo kena,x de la menyesal sgt..

Laki pon sama..Mana tau dia org ade taste kt korang..Habes lahhh ~

cheers =)

Ahmad Farith ~

A great gf !

Tarshanna a/p Vasudevan
Tarsha

Female *still virgin* (evil laugh)

15 y/o

My classmate

09.09.94

Born on a bed..right ? hehe,

Likes fishing

Wanna be a great testis's spealist *evil laugh* haha,

Indian's Prefect in my class

Enough la about herr !

Okeyy,let me describe about herr !

She was born on 09.09.94..This year,she was celebrated her birthday on 09.09.09..Wow ! nine,nine and nine..Great number ! The name was given to her as Tarshanna by her parents..Yess,she is female..Still virgin lolz..Nvm,kau still suci..Haha =)

Well,she is a indian..But she look alike as Malay,doesnt look indian..Dont know y..Maybe b'coz of genetic..But then,mak bapak dia India tulennn la ! hehe, I had met her mom..yeah,tomoro ak dtg meminang ~ hehe,

Seriously,she doesnt look alike Indian..How she walk and talk..And she is a bit like boy..Agak ganas jugak la..

She was grew up and now she is 15/0..She is my classmate..Ex-PMR Candidate..Currently waiting for PMR's result..For me,she is everything..Make my life so wonderful..Everyday,she will make me laugh .. From this,my pressure can be down !

Haha,sometimes when she is angry with me..Apa dia buat tau ? Buat mata ala2 the rock tuh,pastu buat muka..Dengan suara yg lantang ; FUCK OFF LA FARITHHH ! Byk lagi lah,meh ak listkan ;

1- IDIOT
2- PERGI MAMPUS LA FARITHHH
3- KAU PESSALL ? (kt 's' tu ade dengung sikit)
4- IEWWW,
5- UR ASS
6- GO AND DIE
7- DIE FAST LA FARITHHH

ha,tu je la kot..walamak sekesat mana pon..i dont care lahh..dah biasa dah dgn perangai dia..kalo dia marah pon,esk lusa ok r tuh..Just to make a joke, guess,what i did ? I will sit in front of her and laugh at her ! Definitely , her pressure became down..haha,terel x ak relax kan org ?

last year,when i asked her something..Definitely she will answer ; Ur ass..Ape lak dia suka sgt dgn 'ass' tuh..ish ish,

Haa,she is the one of prefect's indian in my class..Some time,she will worn the baju kurung,but mostly skirt lahh..Aku rasa lah en,dia lah pengawas paling otaii..Haha,

Well,my name is Ahmad Farith B.Mohd Yusoff..She likes to call me Ahmad Farith B.Yussoff..Ha,kat 's' tu ade 3 harakat..hehe,sama mcm ass.monitor aku...Tak caya ? tgk kt buku kale pink tuh..tgk camne dia eja nama aku..hishhh,marah nih =(

Tarsha,im in love with u..Could u accept me as well as u can ? Haha,
Tapi kalo nak kawin dgn aku,kena masuk Islam lerr..

Oh yeahh,still remember ur question in ur blog ; Farith,who do u like now ? The answer is ; Now,nobody i like accept u girl..Haha,

With her

Priya and Tarsha

Dia la ni..Sape lagi ?Aku suka gamba ni !

Dalam kereta gondola..yeahh,mari kita gondol dia..Haha,

With her family..Only girls staff


' Dia '
Aku suka gamba nih ~


Prefect's Annual Part

Bodohhh,x de keje kea ?

P/S ; Go and visit her blog http://www.coconutsicenuts.blogspot.com/

The result

Hey guysss,we meet againnn ! Jmp dalam blog je la..Okey ! Here i wanna share my medical check-up's result..

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About 10am,my father and I went out from home and rush to Tawakal Hospital..Forgot la weyh i reached there at what time..Immediately search for parking and straight to the X-ray area..
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Damn ! My report was not there..Then,the staff told me that maybe my report at clinic,first floor..So,went up at first floor and my report was there..
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The staff asked me for the form..then,gave the form at the counter..then,sat at the soffa and wait for my turn..grrr,got tv there ! Goshh,the tv's programme is about the extreme activities..Wow ! I really interest what with these activities..
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Baru jea tgk,the staff called to measure my weight,height and do a test for my eyes..Alahh,kalo kita rabun,dia suruh diri jauh sikit,ttp sblh mata pastu ckp huruf ape ade kat depan..Then,dia g bantai lak berat ak ;
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Weight ; 65.10 kg
Height ; 160 cm
Eyes' test ; all correct
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Bila masa pulak berat aku seberat 65 kg ? siap ade point lagi tuh..perghh!angin jea aku..Tau la aku baru lepas makan..berat agak naik sikit..Kalo x makan,about 60 camtuh..Gila en perut aku ? -
Then,continue watched tv.The next programme was Ewahh Ewahh..Bongok jea ~ the theme for that day is about 'Suami Isteri'..Khai & Rosma was joined..nahh,Amyza and her husband also joined..U know guys that really hate them..Bajet cool ! =0 Tgh syok tgk ;
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" Ahmad Farith B.Mohd Yusoff . Masuk jmp Dr. "

" (Grrr,tggu la iklan !!!) "

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Then,msk la..Ddk ats kerusi and asked me ; Sblm ni ade terlibat pape accident / kecedaraan ? Let me answer ; Ohhh,tak de ! hehehe..Tah apa dia tarik lengan ak tarok ats meja..Dia balot lengan ak pastu pump..Haha,i forgot lah whats she gonna to detect..Pastu,aku tarok tgn ak kat peha..Dia tarik lagi..Ish Dr. nih..Dia pgg nadi aku,pastu tgk jam..Ntah,dia nk tgk kot bape kali nadi ak berfungsi dlm masa seminit..

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I can see her handwriting..really bad ! hoho,name pon doktor..But,her handwriting very small & bersmbgn..Mcm semut tgh buat acara keretapi plg pajang..if buruk pon,besarkan la tulisan tu.Ni tidak,kecik nak mampus ! besar kan je la,As long people can guest the words.tulisan akk aku yg amk medic pon boleh tahan gak..hehe,student baru..Jadi doktor kang,jangan ckp r =)

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Then,she asked me to lie down..Amboi Dr. nih..mengganas nampak ! haha,dah la dlm bilik yang terttp..Ish ish ish..Tak elokkk ! hahaha,astaga ! pastu baring ats katil..tah la weii,dia ketok2 jari dia kt perot aku..Sumpah ak ckp r weii..Meremang doh bulu roma aku..perut aku pon rasa geli-geleman..Aku dah tersengih dah time tuh..Nasib Dr. nih buat bodoh jea..kalo dia sengih gak,habes lahhh..x tau nak kata ape =)

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Bgn dari katil,ddk ats kosi..Baru jea duduk ; Ok,itu saja..Boleh keluar..Bongok tol..At least borak la kan pasal result aku ke apa..darah aku camne.Hishh,angin jea..

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While waiting for my feedback , i can see that there are a lot of Dr. muslim (female) doesnt wear their scarf..My question ; why they doesnt wear their scarf ? Does they know that their head is a part of Muslimah's aurat ? or just b'coz of the blistering that make themselves so warm ? ish ish ish,

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So far,i never see Dr. muslim (male) wear their shorts..kan kan ?hahaha, Even chinese also will wear their pants..Ish,bagus jugak kan laki nih ? igt reti melepak je..Haha,thumbs up for Adam's generation..perempuan oh perempuan !

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So,aku nk nasihatkan kepada muda-muda nih (perempuan)..Jagalah aurat anda..Tak kisahlah anda berkhidmat di sektor mana..Yg penting,dlm muka bumi ini hanya Allah punya..Dia boleh tarik bila bila masa saja.So,kalo ingkar arahan dia,dia boleh tarik..Even ur tittle as Dato / Seri / Dr. or anything lahh.

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Apa aku ckp ni mmg btl..Korang x ttp aurat,bila laki tgk..Dia yg dpt dose..Tak kesian ke ? Sbb laki lah yg akn membimbing anda semua pada suatu hari nanti..tak kisah r hari apa..hehe,* Alamakk,dah kuar topikk *

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Back to the main topic..then,the result are in ;

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X-ray ; Ur chest is so sexyy..hahahahaa!

- Normal heart size -

- Lungs appear normally aerated -

- No mediastinal abnormality is deomstrated -

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My chest is soo sexy ? No la,i deliberate put it..hehe..Okeyy,my heart is normal size..Not so big,not so small..Lungs also okey..nahh,all okey lah..Its normal ! yeahh,i can breath easily without face any disease(s).

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Blood ;

- O Positive -

- Hepatitis B ; Non-reactive -

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Im the O's blood group..YESS ! im the universal donor..I can donate to all types of blood group..but unfornatunately,i only can receive blood from my group only..Damn hell ! people easily that my blood and Im ? cannot take their blood from another group ? Only my group..

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Guys,i really wanna AB's group..Haha,how i can change my blood's group..hahahaha ! Nvm,Tarsha also from O's group..tarsha,kalo jodoh x kemana kan ? Hehehehe,

but nvm lahh..I dont care about it..As long i can donate for whom that really need my blood..Hurmm,patut la aku ni baik hati..Rupanya berpunca dari darah rupanya..haha * ape aku merepek nihh ?*

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Oh 1 more,they gave me a card that inform Im the O's groupp..Blurr weyh ! I dont know for what that card..Its enough from the handout..then,my mother told me ; Simpan dalam dompet..Kalau ade accident..Org cek dompet,jmp kad nih..So,senang lah nk masukkn darah if needed..hurmm,btl jgak kan..hehe =)

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Urine ;

- Appearance ; Yellow colour *Hahaha,evil laugh* -

- pH value ; 5.00 *woww ! Air kencing aku berasid..hahaha,xleh blah dohh* -

- the rest ; negative sign -

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When the urine test..I was not took any meals..Just a bit la as long i can evade stomach pain..And of course,my urine's colour will be yellow..Not white ! Then,pH value..Nothing much i wanna say that my urine is a acidic..Doom doom !

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Then,my medical check-up was end..Seriously,this the best experience that i had..really ! Rasa cam nak buat lagi jea..hehehe,

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B4 going back home,My father and I had a lunch and went back home..Reached at home about 12++..yeayy,my medical check up was end..

Oh,i got pictures for u ~

The card that i mean ; O positive..


X-Ray's report..Same things as above this.


The handwriting that i mean..buruk kan ?
Guest,what she mean by ?
- O positif
- Non -.........
- within normal ..........
- ........... CXR ?


The description ; Physically and mentally fit..
tu pon kena tgk btl2..Kalo baca dgn spontan,x dan lerr

HUKM or TAWAKAL ?

Kepala aku un dah pening dah nk buat blood test kat mana..Hari tu try g klnik biasa je..Then,x mau terima..Dia ckp dia x buat utk student..Siot toll..Then,ayh aku contact akk aku yg belajar kt HUKM amk medik..Mungkin boleh la kot..Kot baru,x confirm lagi.Haha ! Aku tgk cara akk aku mcm nak x nak jea..Angin jea ak dgn dia nih..Tu pon kena paksa dgn ayh aku..Hahaha,lawak la weyh dgn kau nih..

Ok sett ! 2-11-2009 , pagi pagi lagi dah kena kuar gerak ke HUKM yg teletak di Cheras..Berhadapan dgn Stadium Bola..Dgn smgt aku bgn 7 lebih semata-mata nak g awl auw..Bgn je,ayh ak ckp g kol 9..Ok cun,baring ats katil,terus peluk bantal..Wahhh ~ gila r..

Kol 9 baru nak gerak.Igt straight je,ayh ak lak nak makan..Kena follow je la..Aku igt pesan mak aku..Jgn makan,kalo tak.Blood test's result nnti rosak..So,ak x makan..Hanya minum air sbg mengalas perut..Tak pe,korban..Hahaha,x leh bla !

Lepas kol 8 en matahari dah mula naik..Panas la pulak + air cond rosak..perghhh! Berpeluh-peluh weyh..Tapi ak diam,x mau complain kt ayh ak..tak nak bg pressure kt ayh ak..Ayh ak sbenanye keje auw..Ponteng sbb aku..Hehe,thank u la ayh..

Pastu dlm kol 10 lebih r..Smpi kt HUKM..Mcm bodoh tau x ? Hospital bkn main besar..Parking alahaii,bape petak jea ? Dah la panas,air cond lak rosak..Dok la memusing kt situ..Berpeluh-peluh weyh..Paling x leh bla,ade yg park bertindih..Tak de kotak un dia org park..Grrr,angin jea aku..Dah tgh panas,aircond rosak..Perut lak gila babi lapo..

Bapak aku ckp ; ni last..Kalo x,kita kuar cari park kt luar lahh..Then,tetiba lak ayh aku pusing ke kiri,bnd ni agk tesorok sbb kereta msk je terus corner knn..Masuk jea,ade 2 parking kosong..wahh ! Ayah,ape lagi ? conquer r ayh 2-2..Biar org lain x dpt msk..Haha , jahat gila aku en ? lantak r..Tgh lapo nihh~

Then masuk..time tuh pressure down sbb ade air-cond..Hehe,i can see that there are a lot of student worn their white coat..Kalo ye pon,bkk la..Then,G kaunter pertanyaan..

" Nih nak tny..Kt sini boleh buat Medical Check-up x ? "

" Oh x boleh cik..Utk PPUKM jea "

" Abes tu nak buat kat mana ? "

" encik pegi kat GH / kt hosp.Putrajaya..Kan sana bole buat "

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Kepala hotak dia la ! Kwn ak g GH,about 3 weeks after br dapat..G Putrajaya,dia igt bapak aku driver apa ? Bapak aku penat la..Sumpah angin gila dgn HUKM nih..Patient dtg jauh2,cari parking mcm bangang ! Smpi kt sana x leh lak..Then,call akk aku..Mgkn boleh la kot

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" Jana,kau ade class ? "

" tgh buat disscussion kt library . Nape ? "

" dtg kt Lobi jap..Ak ade kat dpn nih "

" OK "

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Time tuh,ayh aku lapo..Haha,g cari makanan..Pegi la cafe..Customer bkn main ramai,kwsn bkn main lapang lagi tuh..Kira r bape meja ade kt situ..Nak je aku maki ! Tak termasuk la student dgn whitecoat buat disscussion kt situ..

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" Hello Miss,can u move please ? Other customer wants to use this table..If u wanna to do a disscussion,u can go library lah ek.. "

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ye la weii,org nak makan..Dia dtg sbb nak disscuss ? Hoho,meja byk x pe..Then,akk aku un sampai..Alahai,molek nye hang nih..I mean ; Jana,y u are too short ? Haha,jgn mareee..I can see lah there are a lot of malay students..Sejuk gila hati aku..Igt melayu reti melepak jea..Hehe,

Then,jana cakap mmg x boleh..And he suggested to go outside..Try la pujuk ;

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" Lah jana,x kan x leh kot..Kau kan student "

" Mmg x bole la..Utk stuff jea "

" Habes tu,kau kan staff HUKM "

" Aku bkn stuff la..Aku student je ! "

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Dah la,malas gadoh psl nih..Hahaha,kerek gila..Last,bapak aku suruh akk tny kt bhgn kecemasan..Dia boleh buat ke tak..And the result ; Cannot ! So,x leh buat apa la..Salam ngan akk aku balik dgn tangan kosong..Harapan ak x makan tadi mcm SIAL !

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Ak bkn ape..Kesian kt ayah aku lar..Dtg jauh2..Dah la bapak aku kerja,terpaksa ponteng sbb aku..Pastu carik parking dgn bepeluh2..Igt dah carik park tuh ade la harapan sikit..Rupanya tak..grrr.

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No choice,carik kat luar lahh.either Tawakkal org Pusrawi..Then,ayh ak nak g Tawakkal..Nvm,ak x kisah mana 1.And again,carik parking mcm bangang..Semua penuh..Then,ayh ak ckp kita balik lah..Nnti dtg naik moto..Lagi pon skang lunch hour..So,doktor byk kuar..X guna kalo tggu tp doktor x de..

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So,balik dgn perasaan yg hampa . Siapa lah aku ? Haha,Balik je umah..Dgr bny ade org mengiow..Arghh,kucing sape lak beranak nih ? Masuk dapo ade mknn..Aku tau tu utk abg aku..Lantak r,tgh lapo gila babi..Aku makan r..Haha,sorry r abang ~ G mati la kalo blood test kacau .

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About 1.30 pm , went out from house and straight to Bulatan Pahang..G kat kaunter..Dia ckp ' boleh ' ..Perghh,time tuh mmg nak melompat gila babi la weii..Keriangan x terkata la..Then,akk tu ckp kena g next blok..Naik tgkt 1..So,g jela..register situ..

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Pastu turun balik for X-Ray..Tggu la giliran..tetiba en wei,aku terdengar ade org panggil nama aku ; Ahmad Farith B.Mohd Yusoff . Time tuh menggeletar la weii..Hehe,rupanya akk tu pggl nama aku sbb turn ak dah smpi utk di check..Hahahaha,suspen jea ~

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Then,msk jea..Aku dah kecut..Ada katil , tp x mcm katil..Macam katil besi auw..Imagine r,flat gila en ? Pastu x de tilam..Just bantal jea..Perghh,mcm bilik wayat weii..Dongak ats ade mesin , mcm nak cop kita..Mmg gila r..Haha,pastu abg tuh suruh bkk baju..Time tuh aku kaku sebentar..Tak pe la..Bkk je la..Then,follow the instruction..

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" Ok dik,tgn kt punggung "

" Aaaa ? camne tuh ? "

" (smbl tarik tgn aku letak kt posisi yg btl) "

" (blurr) "

" Ok dik,abg ckp tarik nafas..adik tarik pastu tahan "

Ok !

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Then,bny la mesin cam nk tikam ak dr belakang..Cuak gak r sbb abg tuh dok belakang aku..cannot see him. " Abanggg,saya masih terunaaaa " Hahahaha

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" Ok dik,habis (suara agk samar2) "

" (Buat bodoh sbb ak igt dia ckp kt kwn dia) "

" Dik,dah habis dah "

" (Buat bodoh lagi) "

" Dik,dah habis dah..Dah dah,g pki baju (smbl tpuk bahu) "

" Oh,habis dah ? Kejap nye "

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Mmg malu tahap gaban la wei..Tak pe,first time ! Then,g bhgn makmal utk Darah & Urine..Urine is too simple..Just piss in the bottle and then put the specimen at the place that is provided..Aku igt pesan mak aku ; Dah kencing tuhh,lap botol tuh..Hahahaha..Mak aku ni kekadang lawak sikit..

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Then,tggu jap for blood test..Time nih x cuak weii..Sbb ak x tepiki for blood test..Then,akk tuh pggl ; Ahmad Farith B.Mohd Yusoff (smbl senyum) utk blood test.

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Dia amk time tuh..Doktor tuh masih akk kot..Muda lagi..Baru msk bilik,x ddk x ape..terus amik alatan darah semua then pgg tgn ak..Aku dah cuak sikit..Kalo ye pon,ddk la..Borak dulu ke bg pressure down..Then,dia lagi buat aku cuat ;

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" Sakit sikit la dik..tarik nafas pnjg2 "

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Grrr,akak oh akak ! Time dia cocok tuh,PERGHHH ! xyah ckp r rasa dia camne..Kesakitan la jugak..Then,rasa kebas..Pastu lengan rasa lenguh..Biasa r tuh.Kalo kena inject.tuh la la feel yg kita rasa..

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Tgk2,dah habis..Aik,cpt gak..Bila tgk darah aku..Pheww,pekat gila babi..Ni ke darah weii ? Aritu luka aku berdarah,x de la merah pekat tuh..Boleh la light sikit..Hahaha,

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Then,akk tuh bg pamphlet utk feedback la..Camne dia org layan patient semua..Aku isi,msk dlm peti..Pastu kembali ke tmpt register td..Dia ckp boleh siap time tuh gak..Tapi memandangkan Tawakkal akn ttp pada 5 ptg..Aku decide utk pulang..Amk esk la kiranya..At least x de la rush sgt.Kang rush rush,result kacau..

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Time dgr result boleh dpt immediately,mmg aku tersentak r..Cepat gak dia buat en ? Dan experiment nih kiranya mcm simple la..X de la complicated sgt smpi kena tggu 2-3 hari baru siap..Hoho ~ Lepas ni nak belajar r care suntik org ..Hehe,kena sampuk ape aku nih malam buta ?

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Dah settle,smpi umah dlm kol 4..Terasa masa byk dibuang begitu saja di HUKM la..Bangang tol.Kalo gerak pagi tadi kt Tawakal,blood test mungkin ok sbb ak x mkn lagi..Dah tgh hari,meraung la ak kelaparan..Dan kalo g pagi td kt Tawakal,mgkn result boleh dpt ptg tuh..

Suka la weyh cara Tawakal nih..Lepas nih dtg,biar ak suntik doktor lak..hehehe,

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So,result akn kuar esk..And again,terpaksa ponteng sbb nak amk result nih..Igt kan Selasa boleh dtg skola sbb nk disscuss psl Jamuan kelas..So nmpk nye mcm x de harapan la..

Ok r,di je drpd aku..Later i will update about the result..Ok ? Cau cin cau !

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Note ; Guys,if u see the words ' stuff ' , can u change into ' staff '..Its typing error..Both of them have different meaning..wokey ?

Contest of BRAND's High Achiever Award 2009

Before PMR examination,Kasturi was held 1 seminar to all PMR candidates that will sit for their exam..Brands is a product thats good for our brain..Kan kan ? ak mane tau sgt..Buka je pntp,terus telan ~

On the day when Seminar was held..Kasturi's stuff gave me the file..Inside that file,got booklet la and all lah en..Then,i was shocked when i saw there are a Brands stuff..Wow wow ! Brands wei brands ! brands datang Kasturi..Hati mula dup dap dup dap.. * Hahaha,tah pape la ayt aku ni *

Brands gave me timetable , contest's form , notebook and bookmark..Ni je ke ? aku rasa ade lagi..Tapi lupa dah..Haaa,forget it ! Then,they gave the product for free..Awww ! Thanks Brands..Brands is too expensive u know ? How come i can buy it in frequently ? Plus,taste dia kureng sikit.Mean,x sedap la ! Bangang ~

Arituh,borang tuh hilang..Tah mane ak campak..Mmg gelabah habis r..Carik sini,carik sana..X jmp..Then,ak give-up..Malas msk peraduan..

tah mcm mana,hati tergerak nk kemas file ak..File ak bersepah..Ada2 je kertas yg ak sumbat.PMR kan dah habis,so buang je la kertas2 periksa tuh..Haha,lepas ni kan nak focus SPM lak..Fuyohh,dah besar ?

Yeahh bebeh,Im lucky ! I found my form inside my file..Haha,x tepiki lak ak,ak cmpk kt file tuh..Immediately lah ak isi borang tuh..Takut lambat la pulak..Again,im lucky..Peraduan tu ttp 30 Oct.Now,its already 23 oct gituh.

Sumpah ak ckp r weii,time nak tulis tuh..Tangan ak menggeletar..Tau sbb apa ? Sbb dah lama x pgg pen..Haha,tula..Ak ni asyik dgn komp ni,mana x menggeltar ? Dpt komp,bkn main lincah tgn ak nih..hehe =()

As a conclusion,i have joined this contest..To my members who joined the Seminar ; Hafiz & Iqmal.Have u post this form ?

The Form

Bwh pntp tu kan ade ukur lilit je..So,kalo guna glue cecair,x kan lekat r..Cuba pikir,camne ak lekatkan penutup botol tuh ? Soalan nih ~

Bkn lah nak menunjuk yg ak ni pgws..Tp ak dah malas nk simpan gmb pgws passport ak..

Takkan lah nak buang je kan ?

Must enclose 4 cap as a evidence

If i win this contest,im gonna pose like them..Haha =)

See me in poster ..Pepps~

The letter

Stamp

Stay Alert . Stay Ahead .

Deleting friends at YM .

Add sana add sini,Ha ! Amik kau..Friends dah mencecah 200 lebih..Friends bkn main ramai..Bila on,bape ciput je yg chat dgn ak..Tak temasuk yg smbg ikut fon lagi..Haishh,menyemak je kan?

Ak still boleh igt kot..Friends ak tetibe bertambah start last year..Ad org invite ak conf..So,ak dgn selamba je g join lah..Pastu yang join conf tu bkn lah sekor dua ekot..Confirm r ramai..

So,dia org r add aku..Dah add bkn nak chat pon..Cilaka toii ! Yg girls mahupun boys..Dah r display pic tu macam bodoh je..Dok tayang rambut,igt lawa ke ? Aurat beb ~ Jaga la...

Now,ak maleh r join conf yg ak x kenaii.Buang masa je..

Aku pon decide nk delete friends..Akhirnya,terlaksana juga..Macam biasalah,ak akn del for these category ;

1-x pernah chat lgsg..chat pon sbb terpaksa
2-display pic mcm cibaii.Tunjuk aurat sana sini
3-mereka yg cuba nak hasut nafsu aku..hehe =)
4-mmg x kenal lah
5- ha,yg ke-5 ape ek? hahaha,

I will del from these categories...

Friends ak sblm ni tggl 260,tggl lah 184..Banyak en 260 tu ? Tapi tgk r bape ramai yg chat dgn ak..Boleh kira..Yg kerap pon diaaa je ~ (sape dia tu?) Elok2 ade '2' angka tu..Tggl lah 1..haishh,bikin ak angin je..

Tu pon ak confuse,nak del ke x ? nak del ke x? kalau del,kesian pulak..Haha,kalo x del..Menyemak je =) Dah la,ak kan baik..So,ak ignore je..

Yg tggl 184 tu,lets enjoy with YM..Jgn smpi aku del kau pulak...

nampak x 184 ? Tgk,17 org je yg on..x tolak yg smbg ikut fon =(

Dlm Top 10 tu,Ahmad Farith sorang je on..Yang lain g mane ? Haha,x malu tol add diri sendiri =0

Blog aku sudah berwajah baru !

*Bajet hot la tu ? haha,rambut baru !*

Weyh,perasan x blog baru aku ni?Aisehmann,tepuk r sikit..Penat doh aku buat ni !Hehe,

Nk buat layout ni..Bkn senang auw,sikit punya susah..Mcm biasalah,kena belek dr A-Z..Tgk mane lawa..Pastu bandingkan,mane smart..Baru la pilihkan?

Time tu ade lebih kurang dlm 4,5 la layout la..Aku ni rambang mata..Rasa mcm semua nk bedal.Then,ak dpt idea,kita try satu2,tgk mane smart & match dgn ape ak nk modify nnti..

Bila dah try..Phewww ! Colour dah smart,design pon dah ok..Tapi cutting lak x lawa..Pastu try lg,design dah ok,cutting dah ok..Colour lak mcm budak budak..Pastu try lah lg,colour dah smart,cutting pon dah ok..Pastu kt ats tu ade burung..What the hell ? Kau igt aku ni ape?

Pastu,aku try lg..Sumpah bekenan gila..Cuba la try..Mmg masuk la dgn blog ak ni..Bila tgk kt ats,ade gmb pempuan..Wahh,asal la mangkuk sgt ? Kalo laki,Immediately ak akn pilih..Wohoo,agak kebangsatan la disitu..

Then,tuka lagi..Pastu semua dh smart..Cutting plak x lawa..Haha,ni la keje Pak Pandir :)

Finally,ni lah layout yg ak pilih..Agak kesmartan la jugak..Ni pon layout yg latest punya..Bkk je web tu,mmg dah tertera kt ats tuu.Habis la lepas ni kantoi amik kt situ..Hahaha,

InsyaAllah lak..Ni la layout ak smpi bebila..Kalu aku bekenan yg lain,aku tuka la..hehe,

Tapi leceh dohh.Bila install layout yg baru,semua link yg berada belah kiri ni akn hilang..Macam about me , followers,chat box..Dah ilang,kena install...Mmg senang install bnd ni..tapi mcm org bodoh je buat keje ni..

Ha,ni je la drpd aku..lepas ni ak nk modify lg lawa..Kalo aku dah maju,ak buat website ak sendiri..Terus dot com,x perlu dot blogspot lagi dah..haha,

PMR was over !

PMR berakhir sudah.Yeahh bebeh,im kinda freedom now..Lipatlah segala yg bertittle 'buku'..Tibalah masanya utk saya menggoyangkan kaki..But,dlm kebebasan tu..Ade gak yg 'hurt' gitu..Hehehe,

Sebenanye,ak bosan doh dgn kekosongan masa ni.x tau nk wt ape..Direct la ak ckp,bkn nk bangge mahupun riak..Hidup ak ni dah biasa dgn buku..Tak kisah r ape jenis buku..Aku tetap menelaah..Aku start ubah perangai ni baru je lagi.Penghujung tahun last year kot..Tapi buku yg berkaitan dgn pelajaran r..Jiwang2 tu..Novel yg tebalnye lebih kurang stgh jengkal..Minx maaf lah,aku x layan.Kalo lagu,aku layan...ehehe,

Eventough,if u see me always on the line..Its doesnt mean that im not study..Okey?Kekadang ak biar komp on,pastu aku blaja..Ada gak masa tu,aku biar komp on,pastu g tido..Bila bgn,tgk2,komp dah ttp..Fuhh,hebat ! *pdhl family ak yg tlg ttp kan*

Tak tau la weyh nk ckp apa..Mmg bosan gila babi ni..Tadi,Rabu,14 oct,aku x dtg skola..As usual lah,nk rehatkn body ak..Sblm ni,ak bgn je tido,mandi,makan pastu bkk buku terus..Skarang?tido ?baring2 kejap..Dok pikir result ak nnti.Pastu,amk tuala g mandi..Pastu nyanyi sikit dlm bilik * slow slow sudeyh,nnti family aku dgr..Lg malu *

Bilik aku,meja study..Tak usah cerita la,mmg dah tongkang pecah..Nasib akk aku yg ke-2 x blk..Kalo x,mmg ribut r..Niat di hati mmg nak kemas..Since one day after pmr finish..But its due that my fingertips of my leg is wound..So,i cant move agile..Ni pun adik aku dah bising suruh kemas..Tggu la,bagi luka ni sembuh dulu yerkk.ehehe,

InsyaAllah,ak akn cuba luangkan masa aku utk beribadat..Moga moga setan x kacau..Dan nafsu ak x membuak..AMIN~

About PMR,i will type another post..Aku cuak post ni jd pnjg lak.Aku kalo mengarang,mengalahkn karangan..

Here,i got some pics that i was taken from Tarsha's prop..And also Iliya..I was borrowed his cell fon just want to use camere..Thanks Iliya,really proud to be ur Friend,neighbour,classmate.Yeahh,what else?

My hall..In Hillcrest,we called it as Dewan Lama..Ak ddk belah knn skali,pastu dpn skali..Tepi tingkap..Yeahh,angka giliran pon K001

Antara pgws periksa yg HOT..Nasib x de amoi.Kalo x,confirm ak dah cair.Hehe,

The boy beside me is Iliya..Hehe,The short girl is Alia..Both of them are my friends.

" Heii,x nmpk ke yg sy tgh senyum ni ? "

" Buang masa je kalo ak senyum dlm keadaan mcm ni "

hehehe,

My sisters' desk.I use this desk to study.

Sy online disini la..Hehehe,

Komp yg sentiasa menemani ketika sy sunyi.

Books..

Air Yasin .

The busying bed..

This bed is my sister's one.

This bed is rarely use..

So,i likes to put my props on it.hehehe,

Suka semakkn buku ak kt situ.

The collection of question papers.

Saya ada Mykad la..Saya bkn Mat Indon !

The mask that gov gave me in everday..Now,i have about 6 mask..

Yg biru tuh,sumpah ckp ; Low class.

Pgg pon keras nk mampus..Rasa mcm plastik.

Selalunya mask lembut je kan?

The books that should be done..Honestly,ak dah bosan dgn math.Everyday ak buat math..Yg buku kaler biru tu..Alhamdulillah,1 buku dah siap..Bila topik graf of the function,ade je soalan lukis graf,aku tulis ; (do in graf paper).Hahaha,sumpah mls gila nk buat.Nk label 1 senggat plak tuh..

Yg kale merah,aku buat separuh,the rest..Blank.AKu cuma buat soalan locus dgn construct..ehehe,aku suka ! Tu pon bisik dgn cikgu Rohaiza ; cikgu,sy x siap lg buku cerdik ni.Ckg buat bodoh je la ek..Lg pon sy nk buat latih tubi time sy free nanti..hehehe,pastu cikgu rohaiza ckp ; OKK,awk un diam2 la..Jgn dok bising2 kat org lain.Baik kan ckg ni?kali ni lah aku hebohkan.Korang nk complain?lntk lah..PMR dah habis.Hahaha,

Yg buku kale kuning dgn hijau..Lg la aku x buat.Cuba la korang bygkn,soalan algebraic kn kena gunakan ruang byk sikit..They provided only a small space..Mcm mana aku nk buat ? buat pon dah x de semangat..How to solve this prob?Koyak jwpn blakang,salin bulat2..Pheww,selamat daripada kena cubit dgn cikgu Rohaiza..haha,

Ni la meja study ak yg sebena,..But rarely im not use it..

Coz its due that there is no light..

X elok blaja dlm keadaan gelap.

Besepah sikit,alaa.Nnti la aku kemas..

DH kemas,ak show kt sini..haha,

Buku latihan.Padahal x guna sgt pon..

Sbb kebanyakkn guna buku rujukan.Beli dari luar,buat latih tubi.

Buku latih tubi..aku beli kt Popular..

ada yg dah buat,ada yg x..hehehe,

x po,bole turun kt adik aku.

Buku teks yg dh diikat dan siap sedia utk di pulangkan =(

nk baca buku apa lagi lepas ni?

Ni la katil lelaki..Hahaha,

saje je nk buat besepah =)

This is what my classmate called as Toyol during exam..

But,im not bring it into exam hall..

Kalo kantoi,mampos ~

The chamber of secret..I put a lot of toyol here..

Act,its not toyol la..Kekadang time ak bosan blaja,ak bkk la nota ni.

Kalo bwk 1 buku,berak..Pastu kena belek 1-1.

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hahaha,

The day before PMR !

If u know that tomorrow is ur death day,what u will do the day before ? If u know that a group of people want to attack u,what u will do ?


And of course,ur answer should be nervous,scared and anything that show u are in a critical condition..and whats ur prearation ?

This is what i feel now ! Chop chop,can u please check my countdown timer please..No need to open the another bar,just scroll down and see how many days leave..

Its blurr right ? No countdown timer..Mean,PMR is live now ! If u still want to count it..Better u count in minutes to make it longer...Hahaha,

Back to the main topic..Seriously,im too shaken ! I dont know whats my preparation..I just ask myself,if question ask me like this,what should i asnwer..Then,there is no idea ! Dont know how to answer..

If u see my previous result,its ok kan?ade la high sikit..Its due to the soalan bocor..My teachers gave me.Oh,novel kuar ni..Just direct.Classmate ak ape ag?balik umah,study r..Now,there is no soalan bocor anymore..

Puan Rohaiza told me,the question paper will send to all school with guard..And the question put in the locker..The head prefect MUST tear the question paper in front of the candidates..One of them must sign as prove that the question is open during exam.If no sign,mean the question already bocor..

Hei guys,im BG029K001..yes,001..the first person..Maybe i will sign..Hahaha,gonna be famous..Bengong ~

Today,my school has own programme that only for Form 3 student..It is arranging the hall,the position of us..yeahh,im sit in front..A bit shaken b'coz infront of head prefect..Ak pandang dia,dia pon pandang ak..Ya Rabbi,nk jawab pon menggigil..


I tought that i will sit beside the door..But,im lucky..I sit opposite to the door..yeahh,there is no distruption..I can focus 100%.If im bored,just see at outside lah..

Then,got speech from the Head of the organization ; S/U PMR,Guru SPBT,Guru Disiplin,GPK HEM,Pengetua..Its about the rule in hall & during exam..Its really bored ! Bontot ni mcm kena cucuk je..Hahaha, b'coz sun start to shine.

After that,the last AGENDA ; Program Mohon Restu..Ticer Fazlin was there ! Alahaii,lepas ni x boleh la belajar sama2 kan?hahahaha,boddoh ! (dengung sikit kt 'd' tu)


Ticer,maybe today is the last day i learn from u..Thanks very much ! I really like ur style..Like ur smile,like ur teaching skills..WOW ! I can focus while u teach than previous teacher..Hahaha,dh buat nasi minyak nnti..jangan lupa jemput saya ! nnti sy buat persembahan silat..Tau tau ! hehehe, *amboi menggatai*

Pastu,g Mid-Art..beli pensil satu kotak..Mahal tau,lagi pat posen,terus 10 hinggit..Then,balik.Terus online..Awl gak balik,dlm 12.20 sbb agenda td abis awl..hohohoh..

Alhamdulillah,ak dh siap dah kot..Pensil dh beli semua,pen dah cukup.pemadam ak beli 3 auw.Luaran dh prepare,dalaman mcm mana pulak?hahaha,


Ok la,nothing to say..Wish me luck in my PMR.Wish i can score 8A in my PMR..If i make a mistake with u ,i really sorry k ! Doakan kejayaan aku..Kalau malas sgt,baca ni ;


Al-Fatihah ; 1x
Qul huallah uahad ; 3x
Al-fallaq & An-nas ; 1x

I think,its good enough..Sbb korang baca tuh seakan-akan doa auw..Korang mcm suruh tuhan buka hati..Dlm dewan nnti,ak rasa mmg x cukup masa utk berdoa..Yg cukup pon masa first sblm kertas dimulakan.Pastu lepas mula,dh xde masa..kalau baca,masa mcm x cukup..

Korang tolong2 la ek..Boleh dikatan setiap hari periksa sampai petang..Cuma 2 hari je smpi kol 11 cenggitu..X ke penat tu?evertime perah otak..

X pe,bak kata org,nak g perang kannn.Kena la bermati-matian...Jom kita Jihad ! " Allah hu akbar ! "

Anyway, Selamat Menduduki PMR ! For those are pmr candidates..Do ur best !

" Ni la kelas ak..Its not bad kan?Tgk la skarang,mcm tongkah pecah ! "

P/s ; See my grammar..Berterabur kan?Ha,ni la PMR candidates !hahaha,

Kedai Buku Sekolah yang hampeh !

Tah la,dh lama gak aku x puas ati dgn Kedai Buku sekolah aku ni..Dah la rude gila babi..Time nk beli buku for the next year,bkn main baik lagi..Dpn mak la katekan..Bila student dtg,haishhh..layan mcm hamba..

Da la pemalas ! Time keje,g tido..ha amik kau,belajar malas lagi..

Td,ak dgn classmate ak g fotostat..Bahan nk fotostat tu ade 5 set..Tp set tu ade lopong2..kalo first page,half drpd tu je bercetak,yg lg half kosong..Mcm tugak dgn seterusnya..kalau ak fotostat 5 set,bape inggit aku rugi ? bape paper ak bazirkan..Sedangkn page tu ak boleh forward ke dpn..

Pastu,akk un tny la nk fotosat apa..Aku pon jwb ; semua,2 set..then,faiz bisik aku..Dia pon nak..Aku ckp la ; kak,tmbh lg 1..Jd 3 set..Then dia marah2 ak ; ha,ckp elok2 la.

What the hell la babi..time tu,dia baru belek2..Fotostat pon belum lagi..Does it a matter ? lain la kalo bahan tu sudah bercetak..

Kalau nk tegur,tegur cara baik ; Ok,lenkali ckp awl2.Nasib akk x fotostat lg..Ha,kalo ayt tu..Ak masih boleh terima r..

Pastu first paper kuar tu kelabu tau,aku un tny ; Kak,dakwat habis ke?Tau x dia jwb apa? ; ha,kau la yg bg kertas ni blurr..Siot ! Kalau buat kt Mid-Art,its doesnt a matter..Siap terang auw dia buat..

Mmg ketara perbezaan dia,x caya?ak boleh tunjuk..Tp mls nk tunjuk kt sini..

Disebabkn kesombongan dia tu,ak un mengundur kan diri ; kak,cukup la set ke 2 ..Yg lain x payah..HUH?!

walaupun 2 set,dia caj 5.10..Mmg bodoh gila la..

Dah tau dia kerja kedai buku,cuba lah belajar,mcm mana nk tarik pelanggan..Mcm Mid-Art..Dia fotostat skali je,dia boleh keluar bape set yg kita nak..Set je kt machine tu..Tp kenapa kedai buku ni x follow?kena tkn 1,1 kuar..Pastu tkn lagi,next paper kuar..

Haishhh ! x bengang ke ? Naik je kelas,ak dh maki dh akak tuu.

Dah la,tu je kot..Malas nk eleborate lg..Part buku,kalo machine rosak..Apa yg dia buat..Mmg org bodoh yg buat..Ada akal,x mau pikiak..

Sumpah ak ckp,lepas ni ak akan berurusan dgn Koperasi Sekolah..Tak kisah la khidmat dia mcm mana,tp dia memuaskan kehendak aku..Even,kalo dtg Koperasi,boleh menggedik sikit dgn adik Koperator tu..Hehhehe,

Eventough,cikgu Wong as a manager Koperasi un take care..Kalo msk kelas,dia bkk pensil case student..Dia tgk pen,dia tgk harga..Pastu dia bandingkn dgn Koperasi dia..Sape mahal,sape murah..Nmpk x kesungguhan dia ?

kalo mahal,mungkin dia akan turunkan harga..Plus,keuntungan koperasi akan di masukkan dlm akaun sekola..Kalo sekolah kaya,advantages kt kita jugak..

Drpd sekolah tu,untung dpt kt syarikat tuh..Ade kita dpt untung?x de kan?